Your apology doesn’t count if it starts with any of the following:



  • I’m sorry you were offended
  • I’m sorry you think that
  • I’m sorry it upsets you
  • I’m sorry you misinterpreted 
  • I’m sorry, but you
  • I’m sorry, but if you had
  • I’m sorry. *continues to do the thing they apologized for*
  • *sarcastically* Well, sooOOOoOOOoooorry.

if your apology involves calling the person you’re talking to the problem, it isn’t an apology at all.

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